Dirty Girls

Seems like many people nowadays curse a lot -- online, at least. And a vast majority of them are gals, who otherwise would be fairly desirable, if not for their uncouth mouths.


Let me be straightforward. I'm kind of a prude. I hate cursing, and I despise people who curse. I can't stand people talking about other people's mothers or private parts, let alone how they smell. And worse of all is when it is directed to me.

Granted, our Hokkien dialect is littered with profanities, but most of it are harmless utterances meant in sport. Those, I have no problem with -- provided it's made clear by the speaker that it's meant to be taken lightly.

If you're talking online, you can make this clear by perhaps putting a cute emoticon right after it, like this:

celaka :P

or like this...

fu[k you :)

or even this...

you KNNCCBMCH xD

Actually, come to think of it, the second example would be perfectly acceptable if it were preceded with "I wanna..." and followed by "I'm a virgin".

Bottom line is, if you don't have the attitude to carry these cuss words, then don't. And to all dirty girls out there, God asked to tell that his surname is not Damn.