Welcome back, Mr. Haze!

Ladies and gentlemen, listen up. Mother Nature yesterday was unhappy with Daddy Blue Sky, for wearing the wrong coloured tie. Due to this breach of ethics, Daddy Sky will be on a long vacation until further notice. For any pressing matters, please contact his secretary, E. Silence.

Fellow Penangites, working street lights, and democratic Malaysians, all the way from the forests of Sumatra, please welcome back... Mr. Robert Haze! Mr. H, as we're aware, has annual unlimited access to repaint our panoramic landscapes in ways he sees fit. So let's one and all stand united, and sing this song in show of our hospitality and superhuman tolerance, in conjunction with Visit Malaysia Year 2007.

To commemorate his visit, expect lots of finger pointing and 'brotherly advice'. But before that, we'll need someone to choke and keel over first.

The search is on for the next escape-goat.