I Don't Get You, Transformers
An irreverent review on Transformers the movie...
Warning: Minor spoilers follow. If you hate spoilers, read number 1, look at the picture and move on to the next post.
1. If you're a fan of CGI, you would love this movie. If you're a fan of Transformers, you already have a reason to love this movie. If you're a fan of neither, you'd subconsciously yawn in the middle of the film. It just happens, don't ask me why.
2. The girl character is purely there for eye-candy. Remove her, and there would be no change at all to the storyline. Remove her 'training bra' though... and you complete this sentence.
- 2a) Two guys get stripped in the movie. None of the girls gets this treatment.
- 2b) Interesting: The girl's name (Mikeela) could be the feminine version of the Director's first name (Michael).
3. A Nokia phone put in contact with a Rubik's cube turns into a mini banging Autobot. It is not shown whether a Motorola can produce Jessica Alba.
4. Since the Autobots look quite alike, the Producers eliminate the confusion by having Megatron say his name everytime he's on camera:Enter Megatron.
Megatron: "Megatron"
Exit Megatron.
Kinda like the Lilo and Stitch cartoon series on TV, where the evil versions of Experiment 626 will always say, "Evillll....!"
5. * Introduction: Megatron wants the Rubik's Cube for evil gains.
* Mission: Don't let Megatron get hold of Rubik's Cube. If all else fails, insert the cube into Optimus Prime's chest. The cube will be destroyed, including Optimus Prime... "a worthy sacrifice", he says.
* What happens: Suddenly, Megatron runs towards Rubik's Cube. The cube is inserted into his chest and destroys Megatron. End of story. Seriously, end of story. (which explains the title of this post)
6. In an ideal world, a hot girl will seat on your lap just because you told her to, and yeah, she wants to share your seatbelt. *rolls eyes* In a fantasy world, the girl will even compliment you for it. We conclude that the Transformers world is one of ideal fantasy.
- 6a) If you're detained in jail, you get a plate full of donuts. Prove your innocence by finishing the donuts. No nude squats required.
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5 comments:
omg, you are the ONLY one telling me not to watch transformer!
note: i am back! belanja me!
i just watched it and i agree wif u on the ending...i was like WTF! like tat end oredi? so easy?????? MEGATRON kill by 1 teenager?????????
bloggers are liars...u look at all the ass kissing reviews for the past week and u'll agree with Tengku Adnan!
and and and!!!
shouldn't they be luring the bad guys out of civilization instead of "let's bring them to the city for a ride" =____=
pinksterz - Now, I didn't say that... You decide.
anon - If Megatron knows his chest is so vulnerable, shouldn't he wear a... chest protector or something, rather than run around with it exposed?
Just because we have differing opinions doesn't mean the rest are liars. Adnan says "80% of bloggers are liars and unemployed women". You expect me to agree to that?
dlg - Good point! Lots of innocent bystanders must have died during the final scene. But ah well, as long as the lead and his eye candy are safe, the world is a happy place xD
thanks, by reading no.1 i know i have 1 DVD less to buy. ;)
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