Application for Job as Moral Guardian

Dear Kota Baru Municipal Council,

I'd like to apply for the position of Moral Guardian to help look out for sexy women and get them to pay me RM500 each! maintain the valuable virtues of women.

First of all, I must say I totally agree with your list of women no-nos:

The Star (Dec 5) scan, credits to 5xmom.

I think I am perfect for this job because being a man, I get instantly aroused by the sight of women's exposed cleavage, thigh, hands, face,... etc. In fact, I can no longer type because I'm so horny just having a glimpse of the picture above. *drool*

So, please hire me. I'll pick out all the inappropriately dressed women in the state, and confiscate their clothing. get them to cover up for the sake of men's sanity!

The jamming Geminian,
Karljam

Ps: With all due respect, I think the third statement is quite misleading: "Decent outfits which do not expose the navel, shows a lot of cleavage and emphasise the buttocks". Does this not mean the girl only needs to cover her navel??