Sunday, June 03, 2007

Moral of the Story

Lessons from Pirates of the Carribean:

1. Pirate gals must have some sort of self-cleaning ability. How else would Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightly) remain so clean throughout the entire movie, when all the other guys look plain dirty?

2. In current times, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) would be considered queer... watch his flailing arms when he walks. Heck, a perpetually bent arm has gotten band Hinder's (famous for the song Lips of an Angel) lead singer into much trouble.

3. It pays to be polite. For example, if you want to ask a girl to remove her clothes, you say, "Remove. Please." and give your best grin from ear to ear. Apparently it works.

...................................."Remove? Oh-kay...!" picsource

4. Never buy tix at the last minute, or you'll end up sitting three rows away from your pal.


Runawaypu... uh, cat! When wanna hang out again? :D

7 comments:

Rabbit said...

Ha? Sitting three rows away from pal? So cannot share pop corn already lah? Keke!

runawaycat said...

Runaway what huh?

What other nice movies are there?

CY said...

rabbit - Ya lo...

runawayCAT - Shrek 3! Want? :)

TH said...

I must be the only person yet to watch Pirates of the Carribbean 3. What a record.

CY said...

It's still showing! Go go! Unless you wanna hold on to that record? :P

runawaycat said...

pu what huh?

Nope I know of another person yet to watch it too.

CY said...

Clue: Another word for cat. Think Shrek.

This Sun, Shrek 3. On? We gotta book early or sit four rows away this time xD