Women Say the Darndest Things

...about themselves.

"Women can't possibly be good at two things"
- Kelly Clarkson, on her music

"Women have never, and will never be able to stop the phenomena of rape, even as women do a good job of trying to, because we are not the ones with penises."
- Zoe, on preventing rape

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Unrelated, but do check out this question on Yahoo! Answers:
"I just passed gas and it sounded like it said my name, should I be alarmed or ignore it?" How would you answer this joker?